Thank God we can't see into the future. If you ever got even a tiny whiff of what was going to happen you would just stay home, never ever leave the house, get in bed and lock the door, and that would be it. Then though, what about the earthquake that might leave you buried under a pile of rubble....you and your cats all together, taking your final breaths. These ideas are where my imagination takes me, so being me is not easy. It's merciful that we are all left wondering 'What will happen?' Of course good things happen too...surprising moments of hilarity and even beauty, but I never think of those possibilities because I don't want to be disappointed if they don't come along.
Read MoreI have a theory about falling in love. Maybe you know this already. It's a trick designed to hook you into resolving some deep childhood issue...usually with a parent. You fall in love with the man who's just like your inattentive father, or your overly protective mother. All you know is that he makes you feel like magic. Finally you are complete.
Read MoreI do this thing where I like to pigeon-hole my friends into categories. It makes me feel somehow in charge of all these relationships. There's Jill, my most brilliant friend. Whenever I mention her I say 'Oh, she is brilliant.' This is to people who haven't met Jill. The ones who've met her already know, it's so obvious.
Read MoreIn his mid-forties my father remarried a young woman he had met at a literary party in New York. I was off at art school when they met, and barely paid attention, except for a phone call I got from him telling me the news. He said, “I've fallen in love.”
Read MoreDid you know the artichoke is a thistle? If you look up the history of this strange vegetable, you'll get all kinds of great facts. There was a mobster in New York in the 1920's who sabotaged the artichoke market by buying all of them that entered the city, and then selling them for a 60% percent mark-up. Mayor La Guardia banned the sale of artichokes in there, but the ban only lasted a few weeks because he happened to love them.
Read MoreI really can't count the number of trips I took to New York to help care for my aging father. The last 7 or 8 years of his life I watched him slowly diminish. The man I went out to museums, and movies, and out for escargot at a funny little place on 9th avenue....my lively New York dad, got frail and slow.
Read MoreWhen you're a chubby kid, it seems you can never ditch that image...ever. 40 years later you look in the mirror and you see a chubby adult when in reality you're normal sized, even a bit thin! By the time I reached my 20's I was svelte and streamlined. The scale told me, my friends told me, but the mirror told a different story.
Read MoreAfter all these years I still stubbornly think that we all live forever. I was there in the room when both mother and dad took their last breaths, and my thought was 'Wait, no! This is impossible!' There are people, the pragmatic ones, who talk about death in a way that is so false and unappealing I just won't listen.
Read MoreWhen I moved to Los Angeles many years ago I hated the place. I didn't know how to drive except for the few lessons my boyfriend had given me, which always ended in a fight, me shouting 'I never even WANTED to learn this shit! Plus you're a horrible teacher!'
Read MoreBack in high school in New York the family was coming up with ideas for a college I might go to. It had to be art school, only because my fate was sealed at a young age since painting was always what I loved, and probably what saved my sanity in that family.
Read MoreI recently picked up my grandparents’ copy of “The Fannie Merritt Farmer Boston Cooking School Cookbook” from 1953 and brought it into my office to check on a recipe when the smell of the book smacked me in the face. It was all at once spicy, moldy, ancient, and 100% nostalgic—like hot cider or a summer bungalow in New Hampshire.
Read MoreI admit it. I have a problem. When someone tells me “Listen, one teaspoon of sugar in your coffee is not going to make any difference” they clearly don't know about the phenomenon of craving.
Read MoreHere's a favorite joke of mine. “How do you know if someone is vegan? Don't worry. They'll tell you.” I live in a neighborhood in Los Angeles that has changed dramatically over the last 10 or 15 years.
Read MoreIn any given lifetime we probably get to have deep friendships with only a few people. I've always had plenty of friends and could be out every night of the week if I wanted to, but real intimacy is rare for me, and maybe for everyone! I'm friends with this odd character I met in the neighborhood.
Read MoreOh hindsight. It's true what they say. 20/20. I had a 5-year marriage and I wish I could tell you I was too young to have known better, but I was 30....not so young....and then there were those martinis.
Read MoreDon't go. This is the best piece of wisdom that I could ever offer anyone. If you're lonely and long for a relationship get a cat (or 2). Let me tell you about the last time I went on a real 'date'.
Read MoreSometimes I think my most intimate relationships are with the people I never have had lunch with, or gone over to their house, or met a family member, or even taken a walk with.
Read MoreI remember countless holidays with hollandaise. Hollandaise goes with everything. EVERYTHING. It will make small children eat asparagus. My grandfather knew this. He was a wise man. A wise man who made great sauce.
Read MoreBeets are rich, nourishing, and dying to stain your favorite white sweater. I recommend wearing black. My mother always made beets and I thought they were just a plate of murder that I was supposed to eat before leaving the table. I’d have been happy to sit there all night. Eventually, she would relinquish command of my dining room chair position and allow me to go hungry and fall asleep on the floor in front of the television.
Read MoreWhen I was growing up in the Bronx in the 50's they called it 'red sauce'. If you were Italian it was 'gravy'. In our house we rarely saw it since we were Irish and though our meals were healthy and fine every night at dinner our plates consisted of 3 colors, green, white, and brown. Peas/rice/meatloaf, or broccoli/potatoes/pot roast....which is probably the reason why I became a gourmet cook as I grew up and left that borough for a larger world, a larger culinary experience for sure. For me the tri-color menu plan left me sad and yearning. I needed more.
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